foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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“It’s like a dream to work with him [Garfield]. He’s obviously one of the greatest actors I think we have alive today, and he’s also just a remarkable human being, so I love him very much.”

"I’ve always been a black sheep. That’s a hard thing to be until you find your calling in life. I was bullied a lot at school, probably because I was perceived to be different from everyone else.”

"I’ve always been a black sheep. That’s a hard thing to be until you find your calling in life. I was bullied a lot at school, probably because I was perceived to be different from everyone else.”

Hanna Marin in Run, Ali, Run

danhowellsbitch:

They tried taking a sneaky selfie since they’re not allowed to take photos awwww they are so precious

danhowellsbitch:

They tried taking a sneaky selfie since they’re not allowed to take photos awwww they are so precious

  • me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again

liamstewrt:

MYTHOLOGY MEME;
(4/8) Legendary Creatures

MEDUSA (GreekΜέδουσα; MédousaIn Greek mythology Medusa was a monster, a Gorgon, generally described as having the face of a hideous human female with living venomous snakes in place of hair. Gazing directly into her eyes would turn onlookers to stone. Most sources describe her as the daughter of Phorcys and Ceto. Medusa was beheaded by the hero Perseus, who thereafter used her head as a weapon until he gave it to the goddess Athena to place on her shield. In a late version of the Medusa myth, related by the Roman poet Ovid (Metamorphoses 4.770), Medusa was originally a ravishingly beautiful maiden, “the jealous aspiration of many suitors,” but because Poseidon had raped her in Athena’s temple, the enraged Athena transformed Medusa’s beautiful hair to serpents and made her face so terrible to behold that the mere sight of it would turn onlookers to stone.

all we are is skin and bone / trained to get along

distorment:

i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller.